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Do You Hear Me Now?
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die...... This is priceless, and
so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February & March
for their annual service charges on her credit card, & added late fees and
interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0, now somewhere
around $60. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here's the exchange:
Family Member: "I am calling to tell you she died in January."
Citibank: "The account was never closed, and the late fees & charges still
Family Member: "Maybe you should turn it over to collections."
Citibank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been."
Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
Citibank: "Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the
credit bureau. Maybe both!"
Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" (I really liked this
Citibank: "Excuse me?"
Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you?...the part about her
Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor." (Duh!)
(Supervisor gets on the phone):
Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you she died in January."
Citibank: "The account was never closed, so the late fees and charges still
apply." (This must be a phrase taught by the bank!)
Family Member: "Do you mean you want to collect from her estate?"
Citibank: (stammering) "Are you her lawyer?"
Family Member: "No, I'm her great-nephew."
Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
Family Member: "Sure." (fax number is given) After they get the fax:
Citibank: "Our system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I
can do to help."
Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep
billing her. I really don't think she will care."
Citibank: "Well, the late fees & charges do still apply." (What is wrong with
Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?"
Citibank: "Yes, that will help."
Family Member: " Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69."
Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on YOUR planet?!
Gary Gray, RFC
Tax & Financial Consultant
877-817-6031 toll free
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